Bring the laughs wherever you go. “If Found Drunk, Please Return to Wife” makes this the perfect conversation starter at parties, campgrounds, breweries, tailgates and backyard barbecues. Shopping for your husband, dad, brother or best friend? It’s a funny gift they’ll actually wear. Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, bachelor parties, camping, fishing, golf outings and beer lovers.
Hat details
- Richardson 112 trucker hat: 60/40 cotton/polyester front with a breathable 100% polyester mesh back
- Structured six-panel, mid-profile crown with a pre-curved bill
- Adjustable snapback, one size fits most
- FlexFit fitted option (63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex) in S/M (6 3/4″–7 1/4″), L/XL (7 1/8″–7 5/8″) and XL/XXL (7 3/8″–8″)
- Women’s ponytail styles, open at the back for your ponytail
- Camo options including Realtree and Kryptek patterns
The patch
The design is laser engraved into a leatherette patch, so it won’t peel, crack or fade like a print. Pick the patch color you like: each one engraves to its own contrast, like black to gold or brown to black. Every patch is engraved one at a time, so small differences in the leatherette make each hat one of a kind.
Care
Spot clean with a damp cloth. Don’t put it in the washer or dryer; soaking and high heat can loosen the patch.
Made to order
Every hat is made to order in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Most orders ship within a few business days; large orders take 1 to 2 weeks. Need hats for a team, crew or business? Contact us for bulk pricing.





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